This just in...
I-da-ho, who-da-ho, you-da-ho? No. He-da-ho.
Idaho Senator, Larry Craig maintains he's not gay yet. He opened today's breaking new conference with the warm welcome: "Thank you all very much for coming out today."
Update: 8/29/07. The GOP seems to have a new strategy to deal with the hypocritical closeted homophobes in their midst and men's rooms. John McCain speaking on Jay Leno last night said, "The people of Idaho will reach a pretty rapid verdict in this situation." McCain must be a friggin' genius (except when it comes to Iraq) since we woke up to this headline:
Senator losing support in home state of Idaho
Nevertheless, Larry "I have never been gay" Craig might have a better shot at the Presidency that McCain who is currently polling is single digits. Americans "are looking for someone who will tell them the truth," said Arizona's senior senator who turns 71 on Wednesday. Which is probably why statements like "The surge is working" are causing Republicans to look elsewhere for a presidential candidate. Currently leading... "None Of The Above."
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Craig NOT Gay
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John McCain! is just now on Leno and said regarding Craig - "The people of Idaho will reach a pretty rapid verdict in this situation."
Et tu Johnnay?
I call this the Mark Foley effect...
I believe that he pleaded guilty, and he had the opportunity to plead innocent. So, I think he should resign. My opinion is that when you plead guilty to a crime you shouldn't serve.
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