Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Katie's Kool-Aid

In a desperate attempt to get outside of Dan Rather's shadow, CBS news anchor model Katie Couric went on a fact finding tour of Fallujah today. While she didn't buy 5 rugs for 5 bucks, she must have gotten hooked up with some killer dope (Afghan coke, perhaps?).

“We hear so much about things going bad, but real progress has been made there in terms of security and stability.”

I'll have what she's having... Jules Crittenden calls her the anti-Cronkite. There are news reports that Walter Cronkite has been spotted down at Forrest Lawn with a shovel. He reportedly said that he was digging his own grave so that he could roll over in it.

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